Zebrahead : Playmate of the Year

Punk-Rock / USA
(2000 - Columbia Records)
Learn more

Lyrics


1. I Am

What the fuck is going on?
Let me set it straight on the topics that I'm flowing on.
Like Chuck D, Public Enemy to the Nation.
Or call me Busta' Rhymes cause that's my occupation.
Hip Hop make your body rock
Slam raw rapsand rhythms that make you pop lock
Hip Hop on the non-stop
Take it up a notch and watch the beat drop

I am where I am
I'm only here cause I want to be
I am where I am
You don't give a damn cause you're a wanna be

Now, my rhymes are so phat they make biggie look Small
and if you ain't down with that then we bound to brawl
cause i got heart like De La Jolia
and if you still don't know then I'll show ya.
'Cause I'm a straight refugee like L-Boogie.
Never go limp but I do it for the nookie.
I got rhymes like Jennifer Lopez gots ass.
Slap the backboard like Shaq as i dunk off a pass

[Chorus]

One two, one two here we go.
I'm a straight pimp like Lewinsky is a ho.
I could go psycho like Buscemi in Fargo.
And, like Chris Tucker, hydroponics keeps me high yo.
Hip Hop make your body rock
Slam raw rapsand rhythms that make you pop lock
Hip Hop on the non-stop
Take it up a notch and watch the beat drop

[Chorus]


2. Playmate Of The Year

There's this girl I don't know
Comes by every year or so
And if I get the mail before my mom
Then I will stay out of trouble
She'll change every year
Even pretty without beer
She doesn't care about my hair
My car, my tiny pee pee
In the mirror
Whoo, yehhh
She's finally here
Whoo, yehhh
Comes one time a year
Whoo, yehhh
She's finally here
Whoo, yehhh
My Playmate Of The Year
She moves me
She makes me grow
I'm so happy and boy does it show
Now she's going to my head
I'm gonna make this milky clear
You're my Playmate Of The Year
Hello how are you
It's great to see you too
Let's grab a sock
It's time to rock
And afterwards
You never want to talk
We always agree
Who's in charge here is me
We never fight
You know I'm right
It's always straight between you and me
Let me go down on this girl for a day
We can play spin the bottle
Everyone can hear her say
That I was the best that she's ever had
She could be my playmate
And she could call me Dad
Whoo yehhh.....


3. Now Or Never

You got to go loco, this ain't no joke yo
Too much hype on the television and radio
What you want to buy and what you want to be
'Cause what you want is right there on the TV screen
And you be down with what they're selling
MTV got everybody yellin'
Get off
Get off on it
Get off on what you want when you want it

Running and running through my head
They tell you it was good forever
But I know that it's now or never

These times are trying, kid ain't lying
'Cause everyone's got someting to sell when you're buying
What you want to look like and what you want to be
'Cause what you want is right there on the TV screen
And you be down with what they're selling
MTV got everybody yellin'
Get off
Get off on it
Get off on what you want when you want it

[Chorus]

Get off
Get off on it
Get off on what you want when you want it
Take it away from me


4. Wasted

Gotto get up
Gotto open my eyes
I'm swimming through this haze
That's been around me for days
Don't wanna come down
But you were always around
And everyone's so strange
There is nothing that they can change

Take my hand
Show me how this all fits in your plan
Understand
That i don't need you
I just need to

Feel how does it feel
To crush the world in two
One last time
And I
Am wasted
Feel how does it feel
To scream without a sound
One more time
And I'm
Still wasted

Get me away
I'm thinking maybe someday
You'll find out who I am
But you don't give a damn
Closing my eyes
It's all the same to me
What I don't want to know
Is what I'm not going to see

[chorus]

Watch the world stop
I drop put my finger on it
Thinking back to the day you said
I could get up on it
Say that you have changed
I'm the same just a little loaded
Comin' in out of phase lost my place
Now I know I've blown it
Fall into a sea of your distress
And I confess that
I take less than your best
But you don't want
To give it away today
Blue sky grey
Nothing that you say
Take another trip
Take another fall
Take it all away

[Chorus]


5. I'm Money

Cuz I'm a user, a shmoozer, a big dollar loser.
That doesn't matter cuz my friends call me a brusier and I . . .
get chicks, so many chicks want me (nope).
Cuz I'm not funny, honey. A big oafy dummy.
That doesn't matter cuz my friends say I'm money and I, get drunk, too many drinks want me (yeah).

Yo, get out the get out the way of the money man.
Ladies know I'm dope, so consider me contraband.
Fella's are just jealous, cuz they're ponies and I'm mustang.
Don't try to hang cuz I'm out with a big bang.
Get get down, all the ladies wanna be with me.
Get get down, all the fellas compete with me.
Get get down, and I know that I'm trippin, but I really don't care cuz this is how I'm livin'.

[CHORUS]
All the ladies wanna know me.
They ignore me-intimidated by me.
All the fellas, all the fellas wanna be me.
They ignore me-intimidated by me. [x2]

Who needs them anyway . . . cuz I'm money.

Cuz I'm a user shmoozer, a big dollar loser.
That doesn't matter cuz I drive a land cruiser.
And I, get chicks, too many chicks want me (psyche).
Cuz I'm not funny, honey, a big oafy dummy.
That doesn't matter cuz you know I play with money, and I, get drunk, too many drinks want me.

Got a time bomb, tick tick tickin' just like Anthrax.
Boyz wanna battle, so I bought me a battleaxe.
Climax, your girl screams my name when we have sex
(I should charge a sales tax, yeah).
Get get down, all the ladies wanna be with me.
Get get down, all the fellas compete with me.
Get get down, and I know that I'm trippin
But I really don't care cuz this is how I'm stickin'.

[CHORUS x2]

Everybody look at me!
I'm pimp ass money.
I know you wish, to get with this tonight.

Everybody look at me!
Flyer than Mr. T. I know you wish, to get with this tonight.

Well who needs them anyway? [x2]
cuz I'm money. Get get down . . .
I bring the static. Axl.


6. Go

I never wanted to go
I never wanted a way
A way to see it, believe it
I know that you're not leaving today

Caught in a trap of routine
Caught in a shitty old scene
I'll tell you a secret
I need it
Take a trip and you'll see what I mean

Time is just not - only seconds in a day
'Cause what you got - can be taken all away
With just one shot - yeah nothings here to stay
Why don't you get up? 'Cause this ime it's going down

Wanting and waiting
Dreams are fading
Things will never be the same
Ever changing and rearranging
Will you notice anyway?

I never really wanted to go
I never really wanted a way
A way to see it, believe it
I know that you're not leaving today

One day you'll look - and see that things are not the same
The time you took - has been taken all away
The hands you shook - don't even know your name
You better get up cause this time it's going down

[chorus]

Take a look and see that things are not the same


7. What's Going On?

Just another day.
Seems like everybody's, got a problem.
And you don't know how but,
we all wanna solve 'em.
And you can give a dime, give a hand, give a shit.
Or you could look away and never deal with it.
For example, this girl's pretty fly for a while gal.
And all the guys want her though she's a juvenile.
It's really kinda sad, and just don't care,
cuz the only one she wants is her best friend Claire.
(CHORUS)
What's going on, what's going on?
Ready or not? (not)
The world moves on and on and on and on and on and on and on. . .
yo what's going on?
There's nothing much to me.
I'm simple like you, ordinary.
My tired eyes can see,
that time that may fly and what's left is meant to be.
And I'm lookin' out, and you're lookin' in.
It's takin' more than time to erase the stain.
And it's never been the same.
Any city.
A girl turns 17.
She goes to a party.
She and her girls are
drinkin' Bicardi ever since they walked through the door.
All the guys have been scopin' and flexin'
trying to score.
But she's a good girl, so she won't have none of that.
She takes another sip,
but she has no clue,
of the spike from the G to tha H to the B.
She wakes up in the morning bruised, raped on the street.
What's going on, what's going on? Ready or not? (not)
The world moves on and on and on and on and on and on and on
. . . yo what's going on?
(CHORUS)
Your town.
Every kid that you know goes to school.
He's really kinda shy and he's not that cool.
He knows what it's like to look in from the outside,
inside, wants someone to confide.
Everyone's busy, no one's got the time.
He takes his dad's gun
and says this is how I'll shine.
BOOM BOOM BOOM,
and the kids fall down on the ground . . .
dumbfound.
What's going on, what's going on?
Ready or not? (not)
The world moves on and on and on and on and on and on and on. . .
yo what's going on?
(CHORUS)


8. Subtract You

Another day
Another Clean Break
Another Cigarette and I think I'm gonna be okay
Some other way
Some other mistake
Some other reason saying that you are never gonna stay

You are the plug and I am the socket
You are the rock and I come to rock it
You see the truth when I bring the bullshit
You make me whole when i feel alone

Hands to the sky
Why you want to go and roll by me?
Hands to the sky
Why you got to go now?

Cracked in two
I'm in you
I'm standing on this bridge and you're to blame
Count to two
Subtract you
I'm jumping from this bridge and you're to blame

Let's get away
Let's give in tonight
Let's put the blanket on the sand I think we'll be alright
Inside a place
I know you're all mine
Inside a crowded room your smile reminds me I'll be fine

You are the drug and I'm feeling higher
You sell your soul and I am the buyer
You're a b-boy record and I'm the DJ
You do what you want when I want it my way

Hands to the sky
Why you want to go and roll by me?
Hands to the sky
Why you got to go now?

[Chorus]


9. The Hell That Is My Life

I. I look but never touch.
She says I drink too much.
I only think about myself, sex, and the couch.
You. You light up my whole day.
Whenever you're away.
I'd love to say I've got you figured out.
No way.

If I get my hands on you, I would make you do all the things I want you to.
And bend your will to mine, never hear you whine.
Everybody break out.
It's enough to shout, it's enough to shout.
It's enough, yeah it's enough.

[Chorus]
She's callin', we're brawlin'.
This is the hell that is my life.
I'm laughing, she's crying.
This is the hell that is my, hell that is my life.

I. I feel the world revolves around me.
I take my one way street.
I only have one serious bone in my body.
You. You say you're not amused.
You love to hate me too.
You claim you wish you never got my name tattooed.

Now you got your hands on me.
And you can make me be, what you want me to be.
And slash away my will, still you're my only thrill.
Everybody break out.
It's enough to shout, it's enough to shout.
It's enough, yeah it's enough.

[Chorus]

You. You say you're not amused.
You love to hate me too.
And now you tell your friends we're through . . . .
and never screwed.

I can take you so much more.
And you've got so much more in store.
So when you say your mom don't like me, I say that your momz a whore.
Then you call me selfish pig and something small turns into something big.
The more you shovel the more I dig.
The more you shovel and the more I dig.

She calls, we talk, I scream, she cries.
This is the hell that is my life.
She calls, we talk, I laugh, she tries.
This is the hell that is my.

[Chorus]


10. E-Generation

Mix, mix, stop now move around [x2].

Steppin up to the mic.
Mic 1, mic 2.
Rollin' step out the bathroom stall we got pharmacudials and alcohol.
Watch smoke and the light bouncin' off the wall.
With the disco hall, disco ball.
Cuz the devil may care, but I'm not the devil so there.
(middle finger up in the air)
To the people that judge us by what we wear and stare, like we care.

[CHORUS]
We come to play! We come to play!
Spin the 4U, yo hey deejay.
We come to play! We come to play!
Kids of the U to the S to the A.

Mix, mix, stop now move around.
Mix, mix, stop now move around.
A sensation, aviation, deviation, e-generation. [x2]

Midnight time to head on out like a fetus.
Call up the crew and tell em where to meet us.
To another club, cuz that's where the weed is.
Papa smurf got us on the E-list.
So we jump in the ride.
Navigator chrome on the side (yo man, you good to drive?).
He said 'I don't think it's far'.
So we all went along, so we all went along.
I don't think it's far.
Cuz God may care, but I never met God anywhere.
(middle finger up in the air)
To the people that judge us by the color of our hair and stare, like we care.

[CHORUS]


11. Livin' Libido Loco

Enrique played in a band.
Down at the sand.
He hustled women and worked on his tan.
Drove an IROQ camero quadrophonic 8 track stereo.
He was a sharp dressin' suave.
Cultured and smooth ladies man.

Maria stared in the show.
It's all that she knows.
She loved Enrique and bilar and snow.
She knew her lover had others, but her heart was a desparate young soul.
She sold a night to a stranger while searching for her pot of gold.

[CHORUS]
We can dance to the rhythm, we can dace to the mornin' light.
On a sultury summer night.
The time is right for love.
Livin' libido loco days. [x2]

Arturo led a small gang.
A downtown thang.
He loved Maria the young bird who sang.
He bought her heart for a night, with some lines at the local disco.
She wore his love on her face, in the back of Arturo's limo.

Enrique was quite aware, of Maria's afair.
He vowed 'vengence Arturo I swear.'
He brought his blade to the fight, but they both suffered their final blow.
Now Maria's in mourning, as she's left to live life alone.

[CHORUS]

It's been twenty years past, since Maria's been last.
To the disco where she lost her soul.
She wipes a tear from her eye, and she still fights memories of ago.
As her new limo ride let's her in and asks 'how much, let's go.'

[CHORUS]


12. In My Room

I've got girls, they're in my room
The only thing is my room is not here
It's ten till two, the clock won't move
Detention hall is better with beer

I can do it all in my room
I can be a rockstar with a bad attitude
I am the king in my room
I can ground my mom and dad if I choose

Shapow!
How do you like me now?
Shazaam!
I don't think you understand
Shaquick!
Hey, I got a ten inch...tv screen
Only in my room

I've got green, it's in my room
The only thing is my room is not here
Pitching tents inside my pants
And there's a pool of drool by my ear

I can take it all in my room
I can be a quarterback and the coolest guy in school
I can get on down in my room
I can go and freak Rebecca Romijn in the nude

[Chorus]


lyrics added by skyblood - Modify this lyrics