Hot Action Cop : Hot Action Cop

Rock / USA
(2003 - Atlantic Records / Lava)
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Lyrics


1. DOOM BOOM

Forget about the party shit's in Kalamazoo
And I don't feel like driving any more than you do
We gotta house party over here in the place
With all the local honey drippin up in my face
Me gotta female growin up in my room
It's gotta big tail and it's ready to boom boom
What's that sweet smell in the air
Y'all gone crazy up in here

Fauna on the corner glowin low on the street
Me big ol head bounce sitting back wit da beat and
I keep my head down and I never repeat upon the
Same route where they're beatin their feet
Chocolate on a stick fuzzy wuzzy want it thick
Not like crack heads when they suckin on a dick
Baby I'm a git you higher
Big bricks'z No tricks'z

[Pre-Chorus]
Hey money low money blow money show money
Hey money grip zoom yo money grip zoom baroom
Hey baby bop zip dit dit dit dit dit

[Chorus]
Wo Wo Wo Wo yea
Crank it up when you're suckin on a stick of doom boom
Wo Wo Wo Wo yea ah yea yea
Wo yea
Crank it up when you're suckin on a stick of doom boom boom
Wo like yea yea
Crank it up
Whoap Whoap

Everybody talk but they ain't makin no sense
They say, "igabagawannatagadoobiedadenz"
I'm like what the fuck you sayin man??
Listen to the music there ain't nobody playin
Me thinking that the chronic went and frizzled my brain
Me thinking that the cheeba spray painted the pain betta
Cool out, get back get wit it
Chill like the pill with the mellow in it
Giggle like a fool fall asleep in the truck
All you can eat Chinese eight bucks
Me and everybody's headin' up to da strip
Wanna party ladi-dadi money up in da grip
Big Daddy got the Big Daddy grin on his face
Blew up the YZ first leg of the race
Baby I'm a git you higher
Big bricks'z No tricks'z

[Pre-Chorus] (x2)


2. GOIN' DOWN ON IT

One on one, two on one, three on one, add one for fun
Ya gotta flickety flicky flick flick
Flickety flick your tongue
You run it straight across her belly, through her cooch and down her bung
Ya can be the pony boy you can be the one
Ya drive it like a semi to the settin summer sun
Getting off just like the traffic at the local exit ramp
Notice that the weather in the region getting damp
Ya wanna mail the letter but you gotta lick the stamp
Not once, not twice but three times damn!

Pretty Wild
City Child

[Chorus]
She goin down on it
We goin down on it
They goin down on it
He goin down on it
Who goin down on it
You goin down on it
They goin down on it
Eastside Westside Waz yo best side
Wait a minute look out look out chyaaa!!

Black on white white on black
Used to love a black chick she love me back
Say rickety, rick rick rick rickety ricky rack
The big ol bouncing boobies give your granpa heart attack
You run in through the front door but you leavin' through the back
You jumpin over fences and you almost rip your sack
You suckin down the juices and your favorite flavor tang
My lover aborigine the baby boomerang
The kootchie be the kryptonite and you be Superman
Wuz up cuz up now dizza dizza wang

City child pretty wild

[Chorus]

Uh uh zoom boom boom uh uh
This is the acid rock section of the song
All you burned out acid hippies sing it along
With your campfires goin and your barbecues on
With your cold beer campfire sing it along hey
Nah nah nah nah nah…hey
Wait a minute look out look out what's that child

City child pretty wild

One on one, two on one, three on one, add one for fun
Ya gotta flickety flicky flick flick
Flickety flick your tongue
You run it straight across her belly, through her cooch and down her bung
Ya can be the pony boy you can be the one
Ya drive it like a semi to the settin summer sun
Getting off just like the traffic at the local exit ramp
Notice that the weather in the region getting damp
Ya wanna mail the letter but you gotta lick the stamp
Not once, not twice but three times damn!

Pretty wild
City child

[Chorus]


3. DON'T WANT HER TO STAY

Yo every time she want to do it like she want what I got
Maybe be that we getting freaky but then maybe we not
She's so hot want to do it a lot
Man this girl gotta go she's a head full of crazy

She want to do me at the movies like I'm Tom Cruise
So I go reachin for the goodies and end up with a bruise
Looking for clues I got nothing to lose
Man this girl gotta go I don't want her to stay

[Chorus]
Ooh yeah, you know I know that I don't mind
But if I want you to stay well then I'll let you know
And I say ooh yeah you know I know that I don't mind

But I don't want you to stay so you gotta go away
Now I was rollin with my buddies to way past three
And we was doin Captain Morgan's and Ecstasy
The early morning crickets hassling me
There's a knock at the door it's a head full of crazy

But when she try to give me lovin I end up like a gimp
It's like a hoochie, momma wookie huggin up on a shrimp
That's no lie now I walk with a limp
Man this girl gotta go I don't want her to stay

[Chorus]

So I'm dreamin that I'm sleepin with Britney Spears and
Then I wake up to the smell of cigarettes and beer
This hair spray isn't helping me here
Man this girl's gotta go I don't want her to stay

[Chorus]


4. FEVER OF THE FLAVA

Do you think that I can get some chickie chickie
Maybe gets a little finga sticky sticky
You my electrical lip balm flava
I gotta do ya until the next song saves ya
And can I get a little zip zip lookie lookie
Can I get a little uh uh nookie nookie
Hey whatcha say, it doesn't matter anyway
You won't do another 'cause you're getting with me

She got the power of the hootchie
I got the fever for the flava of the cootchie
And did I mention, hey pay attention
Gonna take that bootie to the nudie dimension
I got the green glow under my car
I got the boom boom system you can hear real far

[Chorus]
Oh hey hey hey hey hey hey oh pretty pretty shy whoap
Oh hey hey hey hey hey hey oh pretty pretty fly whoap
What do I have to say to get inside girl what do I have to say

Can I get a little yum, yum kitty kitty
Just a little sumthin sumthin itty bitty
Do you wanna get triple x groovie
Gimme gimme some of that kinda movie
And let me spin ya like a record wicky wicky
Let me get you butt naked licky licky
Here we go yo here's the scenario
Gonna strip you down like a car in the barrio

Ya got the power of the hootchie
I got the fever for the flava of the cootchie
I'm your lovey dovey bedtime playa
Call me the super sexy boogie man slayer
I got the green glow under my car
I got the boom boom system you can hear real far

[Chorus]

I got the fever for the flava of a cootchie
Yo hey ma yo hey ma yo hey mamama hootchie
I got the fever for the flava of the cootchie
Yo hey ma yo hey ma yo hey mamama hootchie
Whoap Whoap Go!

Do you think that I can get some chickie chickie
Maybe gets a little finga sticky sticky
You wanna suck it like a bong hit wacky
You gotta be my First Lady Jackie

She got the power of the hootchie
I got the fever for the flava of the cootchie
Let's party hardy and rock n' roll
We drink Bacardi and smoke a bowl
I got the green glow under my car
I got the boom boom system you can hear real far

[Chorus]

I got the fever for the flava of the cootchie
Yo hey ma yo hey ma yo hey mamama hootchie
I got the fever for the flava of the cootchie
Yo hey ma yo hey ma yo hey mamama hootchie
Whoap Whoap Go!


5. BUSTED

Everybody know trouble's easy to get
Burnouts deal it to the teacher's pet
For some fun there is always sex
Hiding in the corner like a shy T-Rex
Mmmmmmm

Around your home there are ways and means
Guns hiding under porno magazines
Booze and pills cheap thrills and dreams
Murder is a game on a PC screen

[Chorus]
Little baby lost to the world outside
Trying not to let anyone inside
Learning what you get from a TV set
And it makes you crazy
Hide it all away on a bathroom shelf
Busted in the mirror by an image of yourself
Beautiful as this whole world can be
You just don't see it
And it makes me crazy oh

This chick is trying to pay for things
Swingin from a pole with a nipple ring
This dude's trying to ease the sting
Tying off his arm with a nylon string
Mirror mirror can you tell
If they're kneeling in confession or if they just fell
The mirror looks back and knows damn well
It's really hard livin when you're livin with yourself

[Chorus]
Little baby lost to the world outside
Trying not to let anyone inside
Only love you get is from a TV set
And it makes you crazy
Hide it all away on a bathroom shelf
Busted in the mirror by an image of yourself
Talking in your head lay awake in bed
In the twilight screaming
And it makes me crazy
It drives me crazy it makes me crazy yea oh

Everybody lost to the world outside
Trying to fill a hole that will grow
Till the day that you die
Never knew it would be this way
Living in a place that
That you never want to face night and day
Never knew it would be this way
And it drives me crazy

[Chorus]
Everybody lost to the world outside
Losing all control of the road they drive
Only love you get is from a TV set
And it makes you crazy
Hide it all away on a closet shelf
Busted in the mirror by an image of yourself
Talkin in your head lay awake in bed
And it makes me crazy


6. FACE AROUND

Way back in the day when I was still livin in Queens
Barely hip to the hop of Run DMC
Me and my main man Perez kickin back with a six pack of Pez
X-Wing fighters flying off the bus
Swoop fast like we got Pirellis on us
To everyone we was one in the same like brothers sharing a name
Then many years on down the line he turned with needles in his eyes
All of a sudden like out of the sky turn around hang me to dry
Why why why why why you show no sign
I never knew this friend of mine
Yea knew this friend of mine yea yea
I got so much trouble on my mind though I don't try to be unkind
Sometimes it gets way out of line but now it's too low

[Chorus]
Yea you blow my mind
Don't want your face around
Yea what just went down
Don't want your face around

Remember the time we watched Kung Fu together
Couldn't play outside becuz of bad weather
Back then I knew you was my best friend
Somehow I needed that right now
Boiling up like the water in a crack pot
Pulling up on the gate for the hole shot
Red line 12 amped up pistons
Give me teeth so I can put my fist in
There is nothing left of you and me
The bird has flown out of the tree
Long gone and nothing is the same
Blowed up like a face with no name
Wha wha wha wha wha chu wanna do
Cuz I don't believe what you do
Yea believe what you do yea yea
I got so much trouble on my mind though I don't try to be unkind
Sometimes it gets way out of line but now it's too low

[Chorus]
Yea you blow my mind
Don't want your face around
Yea it kills the sound
When you hang around

Ooh why did you turn
And kick me to the ground now
Yea what just went down
Don't want your face around

At times I dream of better days
When we was chillin in the place
Now I live within the sound
And you will never bring me down

I got so much trouble on my mind though I don't try to be unkind
Sometimes it gets way out of line but now it's too low

[Chorus]


7. CLUB SLUT

You say you want you a club slut who got the big fat ass
The kind that got them DSL's and shake her booty fast
Well know this before you go to sleep at night
Don't never trust a girl can't look your mom in the eye a'it
And when she gets in your face you say
Oh no no bitch get out of my way hey
Because you know she gonna stay
So you know you gonna play

[Pre-Chorus]
Get up on the dance floor break it down shake your butt
Cause you know you're getting on with a club slut
You know you like it fast she knock you on your ass

[Chorus]
Oh yeah oh yeah oh
Billy don't be silly baby go back home
Oh I know yeah but
So he fell in love with a club slut
Fell in love with a club slut
So what

So you want you a bad girl who got the big fat thighs
The kind that never ever say no and got the fake green eyes
Well know this before you start going down
Better drag her ass to the doctor get some blood work done
And then knock it around
So you think you're swingin it big packin a rig like you was lover jones
Watch out cracker you'll end up deader than John Holmes
Just bones nothing but love bones
You know she gonna stay
So you want it every day

[Pre-Chorus]
[Chorus]

He fell in love with the club slut

Chickee chickee a'it
Chickee chickee a'it

Because you know she gonna play
So you want her every day
Because she coming home to stay
Because she give you Ecstasy
Because she want it all the time
And she make you feel it right
Because she want it every day
Because she give you Ecstasy

[Pre-Chorus]
[Chorus]

Chickee chickee a'it

So what


8. THE SPECIAL

From my parked car window on the passenger side
She be leanin over to me telling me you can't rely
On anything in this world
With the teardrops falling from her fake green eyes
And the makeup running I believe in every lie
Over and over again break me until I bend

[Chorus]
She is so crazy she is so far above
She know what I will need and so
So treats me with her love
Forever's not long enough
Tomorrow's too far away
She gives me what I need and so
I give her what she takes
She is the special for my pain
And I need the special for my pain

Do whatever you want you know I'm gonna do whatever I want

With the streetlights hummin under starlit skies
She be running to her cousins telling them you can't rely
On turning boys to men (bitch)
And so she shows me loving and I free my mind
But the lovin isn't loving and a stain is all she finds
So she calls it romance
Hey baby that's the dance

[Chorus]

Come on over here baby
That's what I need

[Chorus]

For my pain for my pain for my pain baby

Why don't you come over here now
Give me what I need
You know I think about you all the time
Don't even sweat me like that
I take what I want
You take what you want
What you crying for
Come on now


9. SHOW HER

She got me cursed like the Kennedy's, I'm trippin like a freak
Strokin on her solar plexus, tickle behind the knee
Giggle cause the vibrator, it make her wanna pee
Chickee, chickee percolator
I slip into a sheik

[Pre-Chorus]
This girl come, that girl go
This one girl, she don't really know
This girl stay, that girl pray
But this one chick,
Woa yeah!

[Chorus]
Show her Show her Show her Show
What you got hotshot that shortie cannot get here
Do it dude yeah

She got me kookie like the Brady Bunch on LSD
Bobby, Peter, Greg, and Cindy they smoking weed
They smoking, they trippin, they smoking, they trippin
Their Sci-fi Porno, Kungfu grip is slip slip slippin
These roundhouse kicks are landing like blowjobs on big knobs
Fat sluts gnawin on em like corncobs
Slap that weasel like you was hired to do it.
Rub that lamp till the big tittie genie pop out and spew it!
Come on boy, do it!!!

Then I saw this Japanese stripper chick with lava lamp eyes
"Get back to the subject of the song kohi"
OK! Remember I'm trying to tell you I'm in love with this girl
The greatest, mostest, beautifulest, piece of ass in the world!!! Oh!!

[Pre-Chorus]
[Chorus]

She got me cursed like the Kennedy's, I'm trippin like a freak
Strokin on her solar plexus, tickle behind the knee
Giggle cause the vibrator, it make her wanna pee
Chickee, chickee percolator
I slip into a sheik

[Pre-Chorus]
[Chorus]


10. ALAYAL

Beautiful girls do whatever they want
And fabulous honeys get whatever they need
I see it when they walkin and they talking
Give it to me
See it when they moving and they grooving shout it
Listen to me
Going toward the restroom and they always go in pairs
Messing with they makeup
Playing with they hair

[Chorus]
I really gotta level with Alayal
Want to get together with Alayal
Gonna get the feeling with Alayal
Jumping on the ceiling with Alayal
Wanna have a baby with Alayal
Jump in the Mercedes with Alayal
Beautiful girls all over the world all over me yea yea
Get down ah yea

Beautiful girls do whatever they want
And fabulous babies get whatever they need
I see it when they dancing and romancing
Give it to me
Feel it when they clubbin and they lovin on ya
Listen to me
Always on they cell phone never doing what they told
Talking to some pretty friend with another one on hold

[Chorus]
I really gotta level with Alayal
Want to get together with Alayal
Shakin up the party Alayal
Body up to body with Alayal
Get to heavy breathing with Alayal
Gonna love it when I leaving with Alayal
Beautiful girls all over the world all over me
Yea yea get down

Trying on some outfits
Checkin out some shoes
Walkin in they underwear through the dressing room

[Chorus]
I really gotta level with Alayal
Want to get together with Alayal
Get into the middle with Alayal
Rolling in the limo with Alayal
Body to body with Alayal
Shakin up the party with Alayal
Give it to me mommi with Alayal
Jump in the Mercedes with Alayal
Beautiful girls all over the world all over me
All over me yea yea


11. WHY JUDY

It's like it always rains when I run my brain
The chitter chatters got me shattered and I feel like I'm scattered now
I'm battered knocked down to the concrete
Because I'm cruising past that parking lot on 17th Street
That's where me and my girl locked in a backseat bliss
I can't believe that all this bullshit started up with a kiss
It's like all of my dreams they turn into a lie
And now I'm feeling like I'm sitting on the edge of a knife

Wo now wo hey wo say wo
I wanna tell her that I love her but I don't all the time
Wo now wo hey wo say wo
It's got me drinking and I'm thinking as I drive through the light
Starin out through the windshield wipers
Then it hits me like a shot from a sniper

[Chorus]
Judy that baby ain't got my eyes
I wonder whose eyes they is yea
Judy that baby ain't got my smile
I wonder whose smile that is yea

Should have been foolproof but I'm the fool with the proof
It's just an urban legend if ya think that you'll be happy
The truth is that la vida loca was all about you creepy sneakin
Ya ya you got me tweakin yo
You got the luscious Johnson you got the magic bone
Now you don't get no money like the lawyer said on the phone
I come to ransack your shack your suburb your Cadillac
Full custody I take it all back

Wo now wo hey wo say wo
I wanna tell her that I love her but I don't all the time
Wo now wo hey wo say wo
I got the feeling that I'm living at the scene of a crime
Starin out through the windshield wipers
Then it hits me like a shot from a sniper

[Chorus]

It's no use
It's no use

Wo now wo hey wo say wo
I wanna tell her that I love her but I don't all the time
Wo now wo hey wo say wo
I got the feeling like I'm livin at the scene of a crime
Wo now wo hey wo say wo
I could have sworn that I was trippin it was such a surprise
Wo now wo hey wo say wo
And now my grip is kinda slippin while my little one cries

Starin out through the windshield wipers
Then it hits me like a shot from a sniper

[Chorus]

Judy that baby ain't got my eyes
I wonder whose eyes they is yea
Judy that baby ain't got my smile
I wonder whose smile that is yea

Judy that baby ain't got my style
I wonder whose style that is yea
Judy that baby just ain't my child
I wonder whose child that is
I know it ain't mine
It must be his it must be his


12. IN A LITTLE WHILE

Once in a good while, you might find somebody to love you yea
Kind of like you momma, or your grandmomma watching above you oo yea

I hope that you'll stay for the night
I've made the bed and I've saved your side
Make me over, bring me to the light
Until the sunshine opens my eyes
Wake with a smile and I'll
I'll see you in a little while la la la

They say I've changed since I've been living without you yea
I can't stay in one place, the memories they chase me around the room
I planted a shade tree and I lay there thinking about you yea
The leaves fall around me, I'd love to blow away with them
If I could

Sometimes you win, sometimes you don't
Ride my landslide out with the tide
You ain't going nowhere, if you're going there alone
Hold me over, the next flight's mine
Tears with a smile and I'll
I'll see you in a little while la la la

I used to waste my sweet time, till you arrived
Now I don't know how I'll spend my time alive

When it's over, all said and done
Bags packed, tags checked, front of the line
I'll lay in clover, under the sun
Lift my eyes up to the sky and smile cause I'll
I'll see you in a little while la la la
I'll see you in a little while la la la
I'll see you in a little while

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