1. COOKY PUSS

The shit with this bitch
Yo I said I'm calling you B.
Yo B it's the phone
Yo B.
"May I help you?"
"Yes what's your name?"
"Hello?"
"Hello man you got Cookypuss's number?"
"Here's my supervisor, he'll help you"
"Yo man, where's the supervisor at?
I-I got the number anyway baby!
That bitch hang up on me"
These pussy crumbs are making me itch!
Ah Cookypuss, HEY! Ah Cookypuss
Maybe I should scratch
Aaahhn, B-E-A-S-T-I-E go!
"My real name is"
"My real name is"
"My sisters name was"
Scratch
Cookypuss, cook, cook, cook, scratch, scratch.
Oh,cook, cook, cook, cook oh cookypuss
"And my mother got to call us for dinner"
"Yo, yo, yo!"
Cookypuss. Pussy crumbs, what are pussy crumbs?
"Take me home and eat me, yeah!"
Bitch, I'll fuckin' kick your ass bitch.
"Hello, Carvel?"
"Yo man Cookypuss there?"
"Who?"
"Cookypuss, I want to speak to Cookypuss man!"
"No. Nobody here by that name."
"A Cooky or Puss then. Cookychic, anybody man, I want to speak to them!"
"There not here."
"I said wheres Cookypuss at?
Yo I'm serious, I wanna talk to.. yo man
Cookypuss, alright let, let me order one then, let me get one."
"When do you want it for?"
"Anytime man, just like now and shit, you know, that shit now.
I'm talkin' now B. Damn bitch hang up, I'll kick your ass bitch"
"Yo yo yo"
"Yo yo yo"
"Beastie Boys rock!"
"Beastie Boys"


2. BONUS BATTER

B-E-A-S-T-I-E Go..

(Instrumental)


3. BEASTIE REVOLUTION

Good evening and welcome to Beastie Revolution
Bim bim bim Ibi Ibi bim
Bum mamama milly milly ma yea
Ma Ma mily Ma ma mily
Bim bim bim pouw
How many in your party please

Ibi yea
All the ancient chinese rastafarian..
The man called Gurie yea right
A boy called Cookypuss
Bum bum ma mily bum Bummaly mamamily mily bum
Dima!
Here come now
Here come now
My man now, Adam mate
Say Adam yeah
My zion monochrome monty tay de dream
Dima,
My monochrome de tatte ita ja ja ja yes
right
Rasta, come on Ibi you know
You don't se it man
You're bloodclot, you're blind Dima
You're blind, you're bloodclot
Fire burned ya
Your mother

Dima, bima a .....
Bim, a beastie revolution
Why not a beastie revolution Dima
I say why not a beastie revolution Ibi
I say why not a beastie revolution
I say why not a beastie revolution
Bim, Rastafariyeah
I don't like that
Da Bum ma mily mily bily bum bim bim
Dum Dum dadum mamily mily bum
Yea say we have mi, we have mi Michael yea
We say we have mi adam yea
We say we have mi Kate
We're the Beastie Boys
We are gonna have a Beastie revolution yea

Adam man on guitar,rrright
My man Michael on vocal, you see that now
hear that, Kate Schellenbach right, play the drum
And we got the Adam Yauch on the bass too you know
Yeah
Bassy
Right
Muraahh
Jinx
Jinx now Adam yea
One two a burrito outta you
Go!
Ma mann ma mann
Man on guitar

Beastie - eastie -astie
Beastie revolution
Go!


4. COOKY PUSS (Censored Version)

The shit with this *****
Yo I said I'm calling you B.
Yo B it's the phone
Yo B.
"May I help you?"
"Yes what's your name?"
"Hello?"
"Hello man you got Cookypuss's number?"
"Here's my supervisor, he'll help you"
"Yo man, where's the supervisor at?
I-I got the number anyway baby!
That ***** hang up on me"
These pussy crumbs are making me itch!
Ah Cookypuss, HEY! Ah Cookypuss
Maybe I should scratch
Aaahhn, B-E-A-S-T-I-E go!
"My real name is"
"My real name is"
"My sisters name was"
Scratch
Cookypuss, cook, cook, cook, scratch, scratch.
Oh,cook, cook, cook, cook oh cookypuss
"And my mother got to call us for dinner"
"Yo, yo, yo!"
Cookypuss. Pussy crumbs, what are pussy crumbs?
"Take me home and eat me, yeah!"
*****, I'll ****** kick your *** *****
"Hello, Carvel?"
"Yo man Cookypuss there?"
"Who?"
"Cookypuss, I want to speak to Cookypuss man!"
"No. Nobody here by that name."
"A Cooky or Puss then. Cookychic, anybody man, I want to speak to them!"
"There not here."
"I said wheres Cookypuss at?
Yo I'm serious, I wanna talk to.. yo man
Cookypuss, alright let, let me order one then, let me get one."
"When do you want it for?"
"Anytime man, just like now and ****, you know, that **** now.
I'm talkin' now B. Damn ***** hang up, I'll kick your *** *****"
"Yo yo yo"
"Yo yo yo"
"Beastie Boys rock!"
"Beastie Boys"