1. NO MORE MR NICE GUY



I used to be such a sweet, sweet thing
Until they got a hold of me
I opened doors for little old ladies
I helped the blind to see

I got no friends 'cause they read the papers
They can't be seen with me and I'm getting shot down
And I'm feeling mean
No more Mister Nice Guy
No more Mister Clean
No more Mister Nice Guy
They say he's sick, he's obscene

I got no friends 'cause they read the papers
They can't be seen with me and I'm getting shot down
And I'm gettin' mean
No more mister nice guy
No more mister clean
No more mister nice guy
They say, he's sick, he's obscene

My dog bit me on leg today
My cat clawed my eye (cloudy sky)
My mom's been thrown out of society circle
My dad's had to hide
I went to church incognito
When everybody rose, the Reserved Smithy
He recognized me
Punched me in the nose

He said, no more mister nice guy
No more, mister clean
No more, mister nice guy
He said, your sick, your obscene

No more mister nice guy
No more, mister clean
No more, mister nice guy
He said, your sick, your obscene
He-he-he-heen, he-he-he-heen, he-he-he-heen, hew!






2. RAPED AND FREEZIN'



Finally got a ride, this old broad down from Santa Fe
She was a real go-getter
She drawled so sweetly," Think, child, that things'll get better"
We pulled off the highway
Night black as a widow
Yeah, I read the Bible she said
I wanna know of you

Hey, I think I got a live one
Hey, I think I found a live one
Hey, I think I got a live one
Yeah, Yeah, think I got a live one
Okay, boys

Felt like I was hit by a diesel or a Greyhound bus
She was no baby-sitter
Get up now sugar, never thought you'd be a quitter
I opened the back door, she was greedy
I ran through the desert, she was chasing
No time to get dressed, so I was naked
Stranded in Chihuahua

Hey, I think I got a live one
Hey, yeah, I got a live one
Hey, I think I got a live one
Hey, oh, got a live one

Hey, I think I got a live one
Hey, yeah, I got a live one
Hey, I think I got a live one
Hey, oh, got a live one

Alone, raped and freezing
Alone, cold and sneezing
Alone, down in Mexico
Alone