Tracklist
| 1. I Ain't Dreaming of a White Christmas | 01:10 |
| 2. My Right Hand's Better Than You | 01:23 |
| 3. Join the Joyride | 01:26 |
| 4. Have You Seen My Mind ? | 01:57 |
| 5. Nihilist Stomp | 00:45 |
| 6. My Balls Itch | 01:30 |
| 7. Sick of You | 00:24 |
| 8. I Wanna Be Retarded | 03:25 |
| Bonustracks | |
| 9. Fokkie Is a Pessimist | |
| 10. Off to Mexico | |
| Total playing time | 12:00 |
