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1. VIVA LAS VIOLENCE I love violent TV shows Hit old ladies as they cross the road Feed my neighbors dog anti-freeze And I just have to laugh At Christopher Reeves Yeah viva los violence Murder, murder, yes indeed K.I.L.L.I.N.G. Motherfuckers can't you see That violence is the only thing That entertains me Yeah viva los violence Murder, murder, yes indee K.I.L.L.I.N.G. 2. THE DEVIL MADE ME DO IT Mom and dad I'm not sorry For putting bullets in your bodies One day I hope you'll understand That I did it for the man... yeah Well he gave me a command He said "kill your mom and dad" He said "it's time to be a man" And fill 'em full of lead and now... The Devil made me do it And I'll do it again Mom and dad you're beautiful With bullet holes in your skulls And red looks good on you two Good bye, good ridance, I hate you It was a really simple plan Go in and kill mom and dad There's just one lesson to be learned You fuck with me You'll sleep with worms and now... The Devil made me do it And I'll do it again Mom and dad I'm not sorry For dismembering your bodies In fact it was a dream come true To have the honor to kill you I hope you're both doing fine With your God up in the sky Well me I'm doing well In the luxuries of hell and now... The Devil made me do it And I'll do it again 3. GIVE HER TO THE MONSTERS Bring her to the castle She's putting up a hassle Baby's gonna die at 12 midninght tonight We'll give her to the monsters And witness all the horror Baby's gonna die, right before our eyes And we'd die for you, and we'd die Give her to the monsters, baby's gonna die Baby's gonna die, die There's no need to cry Because you've been chosen to die So scream all you want No one will get to you in time We'll do a stupid chant And a stupid little dance Then we will proceed To chop off your head 4. SMOTHER MY BROTHER You stupid dick, you fucking prick You make me sick, so fucking sick I'll put a pillow on your face And smother it... yeah It would be nice to end your life No holidays, get togethers You smother underneath a pillow Filled with feathers In your room I'll creep As you fucking sleep I'll take your pillow case And place it comfortably in your face I'm gonna smother my brother Brotherly love, who gives a fuck I put a pillow upon your face I hold it there till you're Blue in the face... yeah Do unto others, as they do unto you My brother fucked me too many times And now I'm gonna fuck him too... alright! 5. PLANET OF THE APES I crash my ship into the sea Oh my God, where could I be I swim to shore, what do I see A bunch of fucking monkeys Coming after me Well I know I won't Make it home by tomorrow And I refuse to die on This planet of horrors I know that there's no escape Here on this planet of the apes Get your paws off me You damn dirty ape Here on this planet of the apes They take my pride and dignity And not mention, my voice from me But they don't realize until I say Get your paws off me you damn dirty ape 6. EVIL IS GOOD Well, God gave us a big black eye And the Devil puts a steak on it And says it's alright They tell us we must choose a side Well why does the darker one Say it's alright Well, the world's telling us we're doomed And they don't aprove of pointy hats And magic with brooms Well, now I've got a question for you Well, if God's so fucking perfect Why did he fuck up on you? They tell us if we pray That when we die We will go to a better place Well I don't wanna do The things I should 'Cause it feels good to be evil 'Cause evil is good Well, you go to church on sunday To wash away the shit You did the past 6 days Now you're on your knees to pray Well we pray your stupid God Will come and take you away 7. WE HAVE TO KILL YOU NOW I was talking to myself last night, And we decided that it's better that we disconnect your life It's nothing personal but then again i guess it is You're screaming, begging, bleeding, ask them why.. Well that's simple.. We have decided you must die We'll execute you With lots of classic style And that's enough to make you smile Yes we have to kill you now..(4x) Eeny Meeny Miny Mo, Catch my bitch by her toe If she hollers I won't let go No.. I gonna show your life the door Yes we have to kill you now.. (4x) Take my hand darling don't be affraid I just wanna decorate the walls with your face I get such a pleasure, from such a pain I just take a beer and watch you drain Yes we have to kill you now.. (4x) 8. KUNG FU YOU Hong Kong, Tokyo This fists of fury gonna break your nose And it's a showdown and it's a throwdown Bloodbath down in China Town There is nothing that you can do When I unleash hell on you Money back I gaurantee We're gonna kung fu you... kung fu you! Don't know karate, I know K-Razy Big trouble in little China baby Don't need a Banzi tree or Mr. Miagi I'm lethal weapon with my hands and feet 9. MURDER PIE Fee, fi, fo, fum, man that's fucking dumb Well I'm bored and I'm stupid And I think I wanna kill someone Well I got the recipe Gonna follow all the instructions Take a pinch of salt A fresh bullet and a gun... Oh yeah I hope you got yourself an appetite The first bites gonna blow your mind Get yourself a slice of murder pie Peter Piper picked a pepper But he's a fucking bumb And I've got a sweet tooth for Chaos and destruction I've got a recipe that will Make Betty Crocker cum Because I bake my pies down in hell Not in the oven... Oh yeah 10. EAT DRUGS FIRST I won't tune my guitar I won't even start my car I won't even get out of bed Unless I've got it fucking up my head We've got no future And we've got no hope We don't wanna do anything Until we get our dope That's why we eat drugs first We don't know wrong from right According to your stereo type And yes we've got our problems And we don't even care to solve 'em 11. CELEBRITY SKINNED Rosie O, Kathy Lee Martha Stewart wanna watch you bleed I'd take that cow Oprah Winfrey And chop her into hamburger meat I would pay any price to See celebrities skinned alive Because I would pay any price to See celebrities skinned alive...Oh yeah I'd take that fuck on MTV Peel off his skin and see what's underneath But most of all I'd take Billy Graham And slice his ass like a god damn ham I would pay any price to See celebrities skinned alive Because I would pay any price to See celebrities skinned alive...Oh yeah 12. DEAD AND BREAKFAST Well tonight you sit in our home In a chair made of Chainsawed fingers and bones The ashes in the ash tray Aren't from cigarettes It's the chared remains Of the family pet The blood drips from your face Now with my finger I take a taste Granpa will be down soon He's as fast as Jesse James and Cool Hand Luke Now the cook is cooking up a stew And the special ingredient is you Stop your crying, don't make a fuss You should be honored to be here with us At this dead and breakfast You know what they say An apple a day Won't keep the death away... 13. BARK AT THE MOON Screams break the silence Waking from the dead of night Vengeance is boiling He's returned to kill the light Then when he's found who he's looking for Listen in awe and you'll hear him Bark at the moon Years spent in torment Buried in a nameless grave Now he has risen Miracles would have to save Those that the beast is looking for Listen in awe and you'll hear him Bark at the moon They cursed and buried him Along with shame And thought his timeless soul had gone In empty burning Hell-unholy one But now he's returned to prove them wrong Howling in shadows Living in a lunar spell He finds his heaven Spewing from the mouth of hell And when he finds who he's looking for Listen in awe and you'll hear him bark at the moon 14. GALACTIC CHICKEN SHIT Paranormal chicken geek Drugged up superstar fiend Genderbending galactic freak Sci-fi lobotomy Exorcism, circumcision Horrifying gruesome scene Bloodsuckers, a motherfucking Brain dead neurotic fiend Galactic Chicken Shit (X2) A basketcase stitched-up face Be all you can be Chiller, killer, monster thriller Trigger happy zombie Radiation, masturbation Infect the other human beings Supersonic, chronic, vomit Barbed wire cock ring Galactic Chicken Shit (X2) lyrics added by contresens - Modify this lyrics
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