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1. MR MOTHERFUCKER Fuck you, get out of my face White trash straight from outer space Kick the shit right out of you Leave you in the rear view I've told you once before, you're gonna piss me off And after tonight, the world's gonna' know my name Then then they'll call me... Mr. Motherfucker (x8) Punch you in the fucking face It just makes me feel great And I don't give a goddamn, that's just the way that I am There's nothing left to say but fuck you anyway But after tonight, the world's gonna' know my name Then they'll call me... Mr. Motherfucker (x8) There's nothing left to say, but "Fuck you" anyway And after tonight, the world's gonna' know my name Then they'll call me... Mr. Motherfucker (x8) 2. TWIST MY SISTER Old MacDonald had a farm E-I-E-I-Oh my God Thou shalt not take any more shit And I'll split my sister in her motherfucking lip I'll grab her by the hair And swing her in the air Twist my, twist my, twist my sister (x4) Jimmy crack corn and I don't give a fuck I'll take a butcher knife and And ram it in her fucking gut I'll do a chicken dance over her dead body This is gonna hurt you more than me I'll grab her by the hair And swing her in the air Twist my, twist my, twist my sister (x4) 3. LET'S GO TO WAR I'm the motherfucking wrench Thrown in the gears Everything was great til I got here I'm a bad guy inside and out Put your faith in me and I'll spit it out And I admit, I'm a basketcase With lipstick smeared across my face Cocked and loaded can't shut me up Blame it on the music to cover it up Hey stupid, don't suck your thumb Take your diaper off and put your helmet on Destory til there is no more Put your helmet on let's go to war Let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go Some things are better left unsaid But I'll like to see a bullet in your head Charge the damage to my card And I'll see you on the Graveyard Blvd. Have a boot to the face, it's on me Hard to talk shit with no fucking teeth Spit 'em out, spit 'em out all in a row So pucker up sucker here's one for the road Hey stupid, don't suck your thumb Take your diaper off and put your helmet on Destory til there is no more Put your helmet on let's go to war Let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go Shut your face and open your eyes You whole fucking life was a lie And everything that you stood for Just had its ass kicked out the door Well I am rubber and you are glue I'll beat the mother fucking shit outta you You're pro-life and I'm pro-death And I'll throw you from the tree and break your fucking neck Hey stupid, don't suck your thumb Take your diaper off and put your helmet on Destory til there is no more Put your helmet on let's go to war Let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go 4. DIE MY BRIDE I'd rather cut you up than the wedding cake, And your bloody guts on my rented tux, And I do I do I do wanna kill you, 'Til death do us part, I'll tear us apart Now I kiss your cold dead lips, And I dip my chips in the blood that drips, And I smear the cake right in your face, Let your God take you to a better place I loved you to death (x2) Die, die, die, die my bride (x2) All you ever ment to me, Was absolutely nothing, With this ring now I thee wed, Don't wanna kiss you bitch, wanna bash your head. I loved you to death (x2) Die, die, die, die my bride (x4) 5. SCREWDRIVER (No lyrics available) 6. SCARY SONG There's something underneath your bed, Pull the sheets up over your head, you hear something what was that? Boo Afraid of things that go bump in the night, The candle in the pumpkin is the only light, So get ready for the fright og your life. Yeah Baby let me sing you a scary song, Put on your halloween mask and sing along, It's a creature feature baby from dusk til dawn, Baby let me sing you a scary song, He walks tall and carries a butcher knife The boogieman only wants to take your life, Can't kill him off, he'll just come right back in part two. Boo. Baby let me sing you a scary song, Put on your halloween mask and sing along, It's a creature feature baby from dusk til dawn, Baby let me sing you a scary song. 7. RAMBO R-A-M-B-O Blow em up like Rambo He is a killing machine, He's the best combat vet that you've ever seen, And now he's all alone and what you call hell he calls home, he was just walking the streets, Some cop had to push his authority, He just wanted some lunch, But when they fucked with Rambo, they fucked up, R-A-M-B-O Blow 'em up like Rambo You need an army against this man, And don't forget a good supply of body bags, one thing he'll say to you, "Murdock, i'm coming after you" R-A-M-B-O Blow 'em up like Rambo 8. I LOVE ME I love me (x4) Looked in the mirror, it was love at first sight, I proposed to myself just last night, and I don't need no one to run my life, I love myself cause I can love me right, I love me (x4) Baby baby can't you see, I can't love you 'cause I love me, And I wont ever, ever, ever cheat on me, So fuck off baby cause I love me, I love me (x4) I don't need you, motherfucker Need you motherfucker, I just don't care. I love me (x5) 9. FULL METAL JACKOFF Mother fucker your to blame Your the reason I'm this way You gave me shit every day And I turn the shit around and Pointed it your way oh yeah Be all you can be Your the biggest asshole I’ve ever seen And when you die they’ll write on your grave Here lies an asshole with shit for brains Your a Full metal jackoff (x6) Those zombie's clothes Don't make you god So you can walk with your camaflage Americunt, you would give you soul But I give mine to rock and roll Your a Full metal jackoff (x3) Your a Full metal jackoff (x3) Oh yeah Your a Full metal jackoff (x3) Your a Full metal jackoff (x3) Yeah, what a jackoff 10. CROSSDRESSING G.D.S.O.B. I wear lipstick and I wear a dress, High heels I stand when I piss, And I don't wanna shave and I don't wanna bathe, 'Coz I'm a transvestite from Planet 13, I'm a crossdressing goddamn son of a bitch (x2) Yeah! And I don't care if you approve, What the fuck is that gonna do? 'Coz I ain't got nothing better to do, Than piss off motherfuckers like you, I'm a crossdressing goddamn son of a bitch (x4) Yeah! I'm a crossdressing goddamn son of a bitch (x4) Son of a bitch (x4) 11. I DON'T WANNA BE YOUR FRIEND I don't wanna be your friend I don't wanna be your pale I don't wanna be your buddy, your neighbour, your space Can't you see I don't care Can't you understand I don't wanna be your friend And you call me on my phone Every single day yeah And you try to say those things All those things that you wanted to say And all we have is gone And he ain't never coming home Just go away Go away and leave me alone Can't you understand I Don't Wanna Be Your Friend 12. STD's STD's don't bother of me now (x4) I'll be dead before too long And all the things I do kill them all I'll be dead before too long 13. MOTEL KILLAFORNIA "In six months, you're gonna be the biggest rock 'n' roll star in the whole world" "I know" You wanted to be a big rockstar, Lots of money, fancy cars, So you could put a gun to your head, Pull the trigger, you're better off dead [Chorus] Because you lie, lie, your life's a big lie, You say you try, try, you know you never tried, And then you cry, cry, and say you wanna die, Well I say die, die, and check yourself in at the... ...Motel Killafornia (x4) You needed someone to hold your hand, You needed someone to understand, I only understand one thing, You are nothing but a weak human being [Chorus] You needed someone to hold your hand, You needed someone to understand, I only understand one thing, You are nothing but a weak human being [Chorus] 14. SHE'S A MAN PEMS with a cock in my dress And a 13 on my head I dress to depress I put the death in crossdress I spin my hair like Linda Blair She's a man (x6) That girl's a man Like Frankenstein I'm a fashionable guy I've got dead big sex appeal I'm a scared up mess A walking corpse in a dress Like Mötley Crüe I've got the look that kill She's a man (x6) That girl's a man She's a man (x6) That girl's a man She's a man She ain't a boy She ain't a girl She's a man 15. FOOT IN MOUTH Shut up, before you choke yourself, Talking with a foot in your mouth must hurt like hell, Hallelujah, what's it to ya? [Chorus] Yeah you talk, talk, talk, talk to your foot's in your mouth (x2) You got something to say, every fucking day, Yeah you talk, talk, talk, talk to your foot's in your mouth Shut up, you've done said enough, Have a warm glass of shut the hell up, Hallelujah, what's it to ya? [Chorus] Yeah you talk, talk, talk, talk to your foot's in your mouth Talk, talk, talk, talk to your foot's in your mouth (x3) [Chorus] 16. GOING TO HELL Hey! Hey! Hey!(x7) You're sinning every single day The good ol' Christian way You pray to God or go to Hell, No thanks, I'll go the other way [Chorus] And I'm going to Hell Going to Hell (x3) I might as well! Thou shalt not care About anything I said "Kill thy neibour And everything in the way!" [Chorus] Going to Hell (x3) I might as well! Going to Hell (Hey! Hey! Hey!) (x4) I might as well (Hey! Hey! Hey!) lyrics added by Aragorn - Modify this lyrics
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