1. DA YA THINK I'M SEXY

Sugar
Sugar
mmm ... ooh

She sits alone waiting for suggestions
He's so nervous avoiding all her questions
His lips are dry, her heart is gently pounding
Don't you just know exactly what they're thinking?

If you want my body and you think I'm sexy
Come on, sugar, let me know
If you really need me just reach out and touch me
Come on, honey, tell me so

He's acting shy looking for an answer
Come on, honey, let's spend the night together
Now hold on a minute before we go much further
Give me a dime so I can phone my mother
They catch a cab to his high rise apartment
At last he can tell her exactly what his heart meant

If you want my body and you think I'm sexy
Come on, sugar, let me know
If you really need me just reach out and touch me
Come on, honey, tell me so

His heart's beating like a drum
'Cause at last he's got his girl home
Relax, baby, now we are alone

[break]

They wake at dawn 'cause all the birds are singing
Two total strangers but that ain't what they're thinking
Outside it's cold, misty and it's raining
They got each other, neither one's complaining
He say's I'm sorry but I'm out of milk and coffee
Never mind, sugar, we can watch the early movie

If you want my body and you think I'm sexy
Come on, sugar, let me know
If you really need me just reach out and touch me
Come on, honey, tell me so
Tell me so, baby


2. DIRTY WEEKEND

You book the hotel I’ll pack the bags honey
You phone the airlines I’ll call a cab
When will you return well that all depends
Just tell your mother that you’re staying with friends
Cuz I know that you’re my best friend’s girl
But it’s the weekend I don’t give a hell

I’ll bring the red wine you bring the ludes
Your mother’s doctor must be quite a dude
We’ll hang the ’don’t disturb’ outside our door
I’m gonna rock you till your pussy’s sore

Oh my sweet diana I can’t wait for the manana
There’s a hotel down in mexico just made for two
But I don’t think you trust me and I can’t say I blame you
My reputation precedes me you ain’t never gonna leave me

Soon as we get there I’ll go check in
Mr and mrs smith of abilene
You get naked honey I’ll get down
I’m gonna chase you around
And ’round and ’round and ’round
You say you can’t stand monotony
I say what happened to fidelity
Dirty weekend made for two
Just me and you honey
I wanna love that can last for ages
Not the trash you’ve been giving to strangers

Don’t want to make your two big brothers brothers annoyed
Do you think you’ll get the polaroid?